dagenn asked:

My dad has a pineapple farm. The plants are really pokey.

Shit I should be ashamed of Answer:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

edge-of-the-tide:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

black-american-queen:

aestheticrequiem:

black-american-queen:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Things i have learned today

  1. Pineapples do not grow on trees 
  2. Pineapples are carnivorous
  3. Pineapples are berries 
  4. Pineapples are pokey bitches

Things I already knew

  1. Pineapples have an acid that dissolves flesh (i should have know they were carnivorous)
  2. Pineapples are a lie, they don’t grow on pine trees nor are they an apple.

Thank you tumblr for teaching me about pineapples.

Hold the fuck up. Pineapples are berries?!?!

You didn’t know they’re berries?
I DID AND THEY’RE EVIL BERRIES

NO I DIDN’T BECAUSE MY BLACK ASS IS FROM WASHINGTON STATE. ALL I KNOW ABOUT PINEAPPLES IS THAT SHIT GOES IN MY DRANK DRANK ALONG WITH OTHER FRUITS THAT ARE DELICIOUS.

Ask me about coffee, rain, or hipsters and I can drop some knowledge

oh hey i’m from washington too. We actually had nice weather today.

I’m from Washington, but I was born in Hawaii..pineapple farms are evil. I like my rainforest. Can we quit our 80 degrees and resume rain now?

I miss the rain too. But i bet in three months i will miss the sun.

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

(via randomhatthief)

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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